thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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