I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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