Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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