I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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