if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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