shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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