if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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