At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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