well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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