I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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