what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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