At least make sure they are 18
Why
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
