stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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