I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
