so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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