oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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