He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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