so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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