Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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