I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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