this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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