we have officially lost it.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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