Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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