Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can't special order awesome
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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