Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize