I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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