Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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