the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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