dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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