hotel room ftw
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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