We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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