He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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