Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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