I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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