Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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