Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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