maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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