Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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