Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
