Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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