Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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