Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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