I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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