Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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