I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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