normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
This baby is an asshole
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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