The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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