i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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