I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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