I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
