do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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